Through its conductor!

We made that joke up so it is original although I doubt if it is unique. Below are some of this year’s crop of Christmas cracker jokes…

Q. Why did the gardener put his broom into the washing machine?

A. Because he wanted a clean sweep.

Q. Which are the cleverest sweets?

A. Smarties.

Q. Why did the jockey take his saddle to bed?

A. In case he had nightmares.

Q. What kind of sandals do frogs wear?

A. Open-toad sandals.

Q. How do you get down from an elephant?

A. You don’t, you get it from a duck.

Q. A barrel of beer fell on a man’s head but he wasn’t hurt. Why?

A. Because it was light ale.

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